Post Mortem

The survivors managed to get their hands on a missile launcher and shot the helicopter that had been causing turmoil amongst the zombies out of the sky.

Incidently, this also brought the attention of the USMC, who just happened to be transporting Patient Zero in that same helicopter. The survivors recovered the stranded passenger and made contact with the pilot, both who had survived the crash. They found out about the military's secret Delta facility and USMC's attempts at producing a vaccine.

Eventually, the survivors were able to capture the Delta facility and synthesize a vaccine of their own, making them immune against the infection. Many questions regarding the origin of the zombie virus remain open.

Barry's Bar

  • Barry Barnes

    Uhhh, guys? Hello? Did y'all leave without me?!

  • Lisa Gray

    Hoooooooow can you seeeee into my eeyyyyes, like open doooooors

  • Maiwen Shi

    Lí kāi mā ma de huái bào Xìng fú nǎ lǐ zhǎo?

  • Maiwen Shi

    Four down, two to go.

  • Barry Barnes

    Tha fuck's goin' on?

  • Lisa Gray

    that is not what I had in mind, Leticia 😠 you're uninvited 😠

  • Ishida Tat

    Zzz Zzz

    Wine is in the cupboard, liquor in the fridge

    Zzz Zzz

  • Lisa Gray

    🥳 Party at Delta 🎉✨✨

    Penny and Ishida are asleep so EVERYONE is invited (except the colonel) (we'll make zombies work somehow) 🧟🧟‍♀️

    bring alcohol and food (we're literally starving haha) (no really, we actually are, please, I'm hungry)

  • Ishida Tat

    We believe in freedom, justice security But they're only pure if it is applied universally So certainly if I rage against the machine My aim was only to clean the germs out of the circuitry.

  • "Quell" London

    Money burns. Everybody turns. Kentucky Style survival that's how everybody learns. Murdering car racer? Making a heat tracer? Not for this life, not for the next, murdering pussy chaser. Affections are reckless, till they become infectious, running from the assault, we're hopping between the sections. Patented patient, familiar sensation, parental gratification makes the colonel impatient.

  • Irvin Gray

    Bad Government? Vote Kill them.

  • Ishida Tat

    You won't give money to bums, on the corner begging, bleeding from their gums. Talking about "I don't support crack heads." What do you think you supported with your taxes? The government is the addict, with their billion-dollar-a-month-kill-all-people-habit. At the end of the year, add up what the IRS subtracted- three months out of the year, you funded this apocalyptic madness- man, that's sadness.

  • Maiwen Shi

    "What is research but a blind date with knowledge?" - Will Harvey

  • Lisa Gray

    Who are you?

  • Angela Linderman

    Way to make Rod's death so touching. I cried. Wish someone said something special at my grave.

  • Rod Zombie

    Owie, that hurt! 💦🦝💦

    sobs in furry

  • Mervin Ladigan

    You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, 'You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella.'

    • RIP Ray Liotta, May 26, 2022
  • Alfred Virmer

    Let me see you stripped down to the bone. Let me see you make decisions without your television. Let me hear you speaking just for me.

    • RIP Andy Fletcher of Depeche Mode, May 26, 2022
  • Penny Arnold

    You and me could save, release, the stars, will shine, they fall, our lives, you, and me... we bring the system down.

  • "Quell" London

    Ye ye preach it yo, bein ded iz da sheeeit. Rum iz da shit!!1 I like it when a broad's a lil smelly, gimme dat lil sniff sniff of da stank booty musk

  • Barry Barnes

    Bit o' booze on the operatin' table never killed anyone! Come on now, Angie-baingie, ain't so bad to be dead.

    Look! A never-endin' amoun' of PBRs and beef jerky. Jus' like tha'. Ain't gotta be jealous of the livin'. They gotta be jealous o' us!

  • Angela Linderman

    You think you don't smell. Because you're fucking drunk. You stink of booze and malpractice!

  • Maiwen Shi

    "Hennigan's. That's right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's, and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch." Kramer - "Seinfeld" Season 3 Episode 12 - 1991

  • David Warner

    What's your brand?

  • Barry Barnes

    Or a good ol' bottle o' rum! hicks

  • Penny Arnold

    There's also therapy.

  • Maiwen Shi

    We can cure physical diseases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love.

  • Ishida Tat

    When history witnesses a great change, Raijin reveals itself: First, as a Dark Demon. As a Demon, it uses its power to rain death upon the land, and then dies. Then, after a period of slumber, Raijin returns- as a great hero.

  • Lisa Gray

    💤👩🏻👩‍⚕️💃🍽🥰🍷👱‍♂️👶👩💤

  • Penny Arnold

    Be running up that road, Be running up that hill, Be running up that building.

  • Maiwen Shi

    “Healing may not be so much about getting better, as about letting go of everything that isn’t you – all of the expectations, all of the beliefs – and becoming who you are.”

  • Lisa Gray

    💤🤠🌲🧟😱🗡😤👏💃😁😎💤

  • Ishida Tat

    There are seven emotions: joy, anger, anxiety, adoration, grief, fear, and hate, and if a person does not give way to these, they can be called patient.

  • Marla Murdoch

    I missed you so much, honey. Let's go home.

  • Maiwen Shi

    "Healing yourself is connected with healing others."

  • Lisa Gray

    💤😴🤤🥴😵‍💫🥴🤤😴💤

  • Johnathan Long

    PERHAPS WHAT YOU COULD USE INSTEAD IS A NICE REFRESHING CUP OF CLASSICAL LITRATURE, MR BARNES! I PERSONALLY RECOMMEND READING THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO.

  • Barry Barnes

    g̜̣ͩͫ͆͞ͅͅį̯͇̘̱͓͘͡v̢̡̭̬̯̮̓́è̡̯̣̣͗ͤ̍ m̢̱̮̤ͨͥ͜͞è̱̹̩̰ͦ͛ͅ b̯̮̠͓͕ͥ͐̓e̞̠̙̺̒͐͐͢ě̵̡̫̟̘̖̗r̗̲̈̐̈̒͆͝ ṕ̴̳̥̬̲̐͢l̩̯̰͓̐͐ͭ͠ę̷̢̹̺̟̄̔a̧̢̫̬̎ͣ͂͛s̻͚̹̙̯ͤͦ̽e̢̥̙͊̅̊͢͜

  • Johnathan Long

    HELLO GHOST ARE YOU INTERESTED IN JOINING THE BOOK CLUB?

  • Tyler Rexford

    Ā̴͔̐n̵̲̫͙̿̇̊̎̊̈́g̶̺̩̲͍͐͆̈́̈͑e̷̡̘̣͑͊̈́͛l̷̘͆̀a̶̘̞͕͚̘̲̟͂́̋̕,̸̱̈́̎̑͋̕ ̸̫̹̞̥͋̑̽͒d̴͔̙̳̈̒̔͑̚͘ȍ̶̝̤͕̝͉̀͠ ̴̗͖̠̙̓̒͒̈́͝ỵ̶̛̤̩̳̰̩̅̿͝ő̵̤̪̝̣͇̩̮ū̴̱͙̇ ̴̠̉͐ś̶̪̠͈͇͎͑͂́̌͆e̴̼͌̽̍̍͘e̴̘̰̓̆͘͠ ̵̥͖̘̐̔ͅt̸̛̤̻̳̮̮̯̔̅̆͂̈́̀h̵̔̌͛̆͂͗͜e̵̡̠͎̫̺̩̳͊̒͛̊̓ ̸̠̺͐̀̊̿̆d̵̲̠͌̚ͅỏ̶̪̰͓̖͎̓͝ǫ̸̡̭̪͈̦̽̌̿r̵̞̩̰̋̍͆͜?̸̠̖̟̺͊̔͐̚

  • Irvin Gray

    Captain, Operation Jericho is greenlit, prepare your men and equipment.

  • Johnathan Long

    AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  • Lisa Gray

    Looking for ghosts and other supernatural beings (happy halloween 🎃)

  • Johnathan Long

    LET ANY FISH WHO MEETS MY GAZE LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF FEAR, FOR I AM THE HARBINGER OF DEATH. THE BANE OF CREATURES SUBAQUEOUS. MY LINE IS TRUE AND UNWAVERING AS I CAST INTO THE AQUATIC ABYSS. A MAN, SCORNED BY THIS UNCARING EARTH, SHALL FIND SOLACE IN THE SEA. MY ONLY FRIEND, THE WORM UPON MY HOOK, WRIGGLING, WRITHING, STRUGGLING TO SURMOUNT THE MORTAL POINTLESSNESS TAHAT PERMEATS THIS BARREN WORLD. I AM ALONE. I AM EMPTY. AND YET. I fish.

  • Penny Arnold

    Here's a shovel, there's the ground. Dig a hole, fill it up.

  • Ishida Tat

    Should you catch a hand; Take it with great reverence- And then throw it back.

  • Oswald Stanton

    'E's out dere! Da Big One! And I'm gonna catch it!

  • Raymond Ortega

    Black, Red, Purple, I got outfits in all colors. Stop on by, at Big Ray's one stop shop. Wedding? Funeral? Birthday? Big Ray got you for any day.

  • Johnathan Long

    BLACK IS A LAME COLOR RED IS WHERE ITS AT YOU CAN NEVER BE BLOOD COVERED IF YOU COVER YOURSELF IN BLOOD FIRST!

  • Lisa Gray

    ... why is everyone wearing black, was there a dress code?

  • Penny Arnold

    Thank you for your inclusiveness, John

  • Johnathan Long

    LITRATURE IS OPEN TO ALL WALKS OF LIFE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: -HUMANS -GHOULS -GHOSTS -THE BRITISH -SKINWALKERS -IQUATHA

  • Ishida Tat

    STOP. INVITING. SPIRITS.

  • Penny Arnold

    Thanks Barry. I motion we name the book club "The Barry Barnes Foundation". Friendly ghosts are invited too

  • Barry Barnes

    I would like to recommend my favorite reading piece: The Mayfair Magazine. It sports a British flaire, high class, makes a challenging content, and engages a man's intellect. It's good for any occasion, such as sittin' on a toilet, drinking a PBR, or even casually pickin' your bottom.

  • Penny Arnold

    John also seems to be a candidate for our book club

  • Johnathan Long

    THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK AND READING A NICE AND RELAXING BOOK

    ITS THE FUCKING BEST I LOVE IT

  • "Quell" London

    Yo yo yo it's all in da game, brotha'.

  • Johnathan Long

    I FUCKING LOVE READING!

    ITS THE BEST!

  • Christopher Burt

    Everyone who wanted to leave was dead.

  • Angela Linderman

    I thought you were gonna rescue survivors. I guess stuff doesn't quite work as advertised.

  • Christopher Burt

    I thought you were going to go to heaven?

  • Angela Linderman

    Ooof, is it hot in here or what? I'm burning up! Hope you morons figured out the formula...

  • Ishida Tat

    STILL WTB 1989 Porsche 911. Willing to trade Corvette + Impala SS + P r e c i o u s metals and will throw in premium gasoline.

  • Christopher Burt

    Enjoy my remaining 23 gold bars then

  • Ishida Tat

    Should have packed it with you. Like a modern Kelly's Heroes.

  • Christopher Burt

    Hey wtf I ain't your wife

  • Ishida Tat

    WTB 1989 Porsche 911. Will trade Corvette + Impala SS. Willing to throw in a bar of my waifu's gold. P.S: Please do not tell my Waifu about this ad.

  • Lisa Gray

    😎

  • Rodolfo Lau

    That is quite the oddly fresh body I've located

  • Rodolfo Lau

    Praise be to our lord!

  • Penny Arnold

    two cold ones and a bag of chips on the bar for you

  • Barry Barnes

    i need a beer.

  • Christopher Burt

    Just don't die next time?

  • Barry Barnes

    shut up burt u let me die

  • Christopher Burt

    I'm am an winrar.

  • Christopher Burt

    We're no strangers to love

    You know the rules and so do I

    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

    You wouldn't get this from any other guy